Reader Submission: Just Discovered the Armchair Has Been Decorated With Red Crayon
Note: He also just took a paddle raquet, swung it against the wall, and took a chuck of plaster and paint off the wall. I almost laughed – seriously??? He told me, “dat three tings, mama, no crayons on couch and no raquet on wall.” Not three things, genious, two. And if you do a third, I’m leaving you in the alley for the garbage man.
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Additional note: I ain’t no “genious”, either. The chair slipcover is now in the hands of the dry cleaner. And the crayons are on a three day suspension.
3 days? When I’m a mother I plan on instituting the 3 YEAR rule.
Oh, did you spill your milk? poor thing. NO MILK FOR 3 YEARS.
and PS that sucks about your couch and wall.
I’m with Ang. My kid would have colored plastic that looked just like crayons after an incident like that.