Present Annoyance: Burns. Future Annoyance: Scars.

As Soon As I Decide to Cut My Hair, It Starts Looking All Cool

I am Typhoid Scary

I am Typhoid Scary, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

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Forgot my Shorts; Forced to Borrow (Male) Trainer’s

Forgot my Shorts; Forced to Borrow (Male) Trainer’s, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

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Junky Corner at Root Down

Junky Corner at Root Down, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Busted Zipper

Busted Zipper, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

My Knees are Stupid Dirty

My Knees are Stupid Dirty, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

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TWOFER: The Need to Have the Crotch of my Jeans Patched; the Stitches Look like a Maxi Pad

TWOFER: The Need to Have the Crotch of my Jeans Patched; the Stitches Look like a Maxi Pad, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Dirty Feet

Dirty Feet, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

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Reader Submission: ANNOYING: Prominent bicep bruise from moving furniture (which did NOT sell) outside for the yard sale. NOT ANNOYING: Prominent nipple from running outside after a warm shower to catch the fading light.

ANNOYING: Prominent bicep bruise from moving furniture (which did NOT sell) outside for the yard sale. NOT ANNOYING: Prominent nipple from running outside after a warm shower to catch the fading light., originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.