NOT ANNOYING: Best Engagement Card Ever

NOT ANNOYING: Best Engagement Card Ever, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Wrapping Paper Barely Too Short

Wrapping Paper Barely Too Short, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

NOT ANNOYING: Double Flowers Due to a Delivery Error

NOT ANNOYING: Double Flowers Due to a Delivery Error, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Trying to explain texting to Twitter to my cousin

Trying to explain texting to Twitter to my cousin, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Class Reunion is at the Shittiest Place in Town, Costs $20 and Has a Cash Bar

My Boyfriend Laughed at Me for Not Knowing What This Was

Not Annoying: Flowers from my Boyfriend After a Bad Day

Not Annoying: Flowers from my Boyfriend After a Bad Day, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Reader Submission: Office Frog Dies Over the Weekend

Reader Submission: office frog dies over the weekend, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Reader Submission: Just Discovered the Armchair Has Been Decorated With Red Crayon

Note: He also just took a paddle raquet, swung it against the wall, and took a chuck of plaster and paint off the wall. I almost laughed – seriously??? He told me, “dat three tings, mama, no crayons on couch and no raquet on wall.” Not three things, genious, two. And if you do a third, I’m leaving you in the alley for the garbage man.

The Perfect Man

The Perfect Man, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.