TWOFER: Vandalism AND Jake is an Asshole

TWOFER: Vandalism AND Jake is an Asshole, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: Feeling “High?” What?! Try a Little Harder, Brand Managers. Also, my Blackberry Takes Terrible Zoomed Shots of Text.

Feeling “High?” What?! Try a Little Harder, Brand Managers., originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Reader Submission: TWOFER: My new favorite pants are dry clean only AND my cell phone takes terrible close-up shots.

Reader Submission: TWOFER: My new favorite pants are dry clean only AND my cell phone takes terrible close-up shots., originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: $50 Check from a Friend Bounced and I got Charged. Also, $0.02 Interest

TWOFER: $50 Check from a Friend Bounced and I got Charged. Also, $0.02 Interest, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: The Need to Have the Crotch of my Jeans Patched; the Stitches Look like a Maxi Pad

TWOFER: The Need to Have the Crotch of my Jeans Patched; the Stitches Look like a Maxi Pad, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Reader Submission: Spit on the Ground. Not Annoying: Owl-Shaped Spit!

Reader Submission: Spit on the Ground. Not Annoying: Owl-Shaped Spit!, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: Wispy Hair Sticking Out of the Sides of my Head and Lame Attempt at Anonymity

TWOFER: Wispy Hair Sticking Out of the Sides of my Head and Lame Attempt at Anonymity, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: Cat is Drinking My Water and Camera Phone is Off-Center

TWOFER: Cat is Drinking My Water and Camera Phone is Off-Center, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Sent from my iTelephone

TWOFER: Liquid Cold Medicine Makes Me Gag and How Poorly This Picture Gets That Across

TWOFER: Spontanious Bleeding from my Thumb AND Shitty Vacuum Cleaner

Twofer: Spontanious Bleeding from my Thumb AND Shitty Vacuum Cleaner, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.