Archive for the ‘TWOFER’ Category

TWOFER: Vandalism AND Jake is an Asshole

TWOFER: Feeling “High?” What?! Try a Little Harder, Brand Managers. Also, my Blackberry Takes Terrible Zoomed Shots of Text.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Reader Submission: TWOFER: My new favorite pants are dry clean only AND my cell phone takes terrible close-up shots.

TWOFER: $50 Check from a Friend Bounced and I got Charged. Also, $0.02 Interest

TWOFER: The Need to Have the Crotch of my Jeans Patched; the Stitches Look like a Maxi Pad

Reader Submission: Spit on the Ground. Not Annoying: Owl-Shaped Spit!

TWOFER: Wispy Hair Sticking Out of the Sides of my Head and Lame Attempt at Anonymity

TWOFER: Cat is Drinking My Water and Camera Phone is Off-Center

TWOFER: Liquid Cold Medicine Makes Me Gag and How Poorly This Picture Gets That Across

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TWOFER: Spontanious Bleeding from my Thumb AND Shitty Vacuum Cleaner

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