Reader Submission/TWOFER: People Who Do Not Return Shopping Carts and Shopping Cart Baby Holders

Twofer: Bugs are Eating the Flowers AND I Have to Weed

Twofer: Bugs are Eating the Flowers AND I Have to Weed, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: Scary Bucket of X-Acto Blades and Exacto is Wrong Spelling

TWOFER: Scary Bucket of X-Acto Blades and Exacto is Wrong Spelling, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

 

TWOFER: Cupholder Broken AND Coffee Stain on Dash

Twofer: Cupholder Broken AND Coffee Stain on Dash, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: Vandalism AND Jake is an Asshole

TWOFER: Vandalism AND Jake is an Asshole, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: Feeling “High?” What?! Try a Little Harder, Brand Managers. Also, my Blackberry Takes Terrible Zoomed Shots of Text.

Feeling “High?” What?! Try a Little Harder, Brand Managers., originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Reader Submission: TWOFER: My new favorite pants are dry clean only AND my cell phone takes terrible close-up shots.

Reader Submission: TWOFER: My new favorite pants are dry clean only AND my cell phone takes terrible close-up shots., originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: $50 Check from a Friend Bounced and I got Charged. Also, $0.02 Interest

TWOFER: $50 Check from a Friend Bounced and I got Charged. Also, $0.02 Interest, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

TWOFER: The Need to Have the Crotch of my Jeans Patched; the Stitches Look like a Maxi Pad

TWOFER: The Need to Have the Crotch of my Jeans Patched; the Stitches Look like a Maxi Pad, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.

Reader Submission: Spit on the Ground. Not Annoying: Owl-Shaped Spit!

Reader Submission: Spit on the Ground. Not Annoying: Owl-Shaped Spit!, originally uploaded by Annoyance Allowance.